Cwmni Mega: Brenin March

New show from Cwmni Mega

10:00, 21 November 2025

Tickets available here

Do you have a secret? Have you shared your secret with anyone? Well hopefully not because it wouldn’t be a secret then would it? You tell one, you tell the world!

Well here’s a story about someone who has a HUGE secret – King March. The King’s worst fear is that everyone will get to know his secret and make fun of him for ever!

You see, King March has horse’s ears!! They make him feel embarrassed and ashamed so he hides them all day, every day.

The only other person to have seen the horse’s ears in the King’s barber, Bifan who’s been warned not to utter a word about them to anyone, anytime, anywhere EVER EVER! And that’s a heavy burdon on Bifan’s shoulders. Poor Bifan.

So will Bifan succeed in keeping the King’s secret? Will his wife, the very nosey Bev Bifan who loves castle gossip, finally break him?

Or will King March’s spiteful girlfriend Lady Gogo and her trusty sidekick Tom Trôns try to destroy the King himself?

And will the royal musician, DJ Es, who’s also the King’s best friend and cook and cleaner and personal assistant, let the cat out of the bag? Because that’s the LAST thing she’d want!

But most importantly, will King March’s horse’s ears remain a secret?

Age: 5+

Tickets: £10

1 hour 15 minutes (no interval)

Morning show: 10am

Afternoon show: 12:30pm

The show contains strobe lighting.

Go and See’ fund available by the Arts Council of Wales

The Go and See Fund offers grants up to £1,000 to enable teachers in state-maintained schools in Wales to take their learners to see high-quality art in venues across Wales.